Agnes and the HitmanA novel by Jennifer Crusie and Bob Mayerake one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett and you've got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true loveâ€¦Agnes Crandall's life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that she's staked her entire net worth on. Then a hero climbs through her bedroom window. His name is Shane, no last name, just Shane, and he has his own problems: he's got a big hit scheduled, a rival trying to take him out, and an ex-mobster uncle asking him to protect some little kid named Agnes. When he finds out that Agnes isn't so little, his uncle has forgotten to mention a missing five million bucks he might have lost in Agnes's house, and his last hit was a miss, Shane's life isn't looking so good, either. Then a bunch of lowlifes come looking for the money, a string of hit men show up for Agnes, and some wedding guests gather with intent to throw more than rice. Agnes and Shane have their hands full with greed, florists, treachery, flamingos, mayhem, mothers of the bride, andâ€”most dangerous of allâ€”each other. Agnes and the Hitman is the perfect combination of sugar and spice, sweet and saltyâ€”a novel of delicious proportions.
An 'Eternal Love' heart and rose printed graphic smothered with sequins decorates this stunning shoulder bag from Ed Hardy. Silvertone hardware and a vinyl construction completes the look of this wonderful handbag.
Color options: Silver, blue, black
Style: Shoulder bag
Entry: Zip-top closure
Handles: Rolled handles
Interior pockets: One zipper closure pocket, two storage pockets
14.5 inches long x 7 inches high x 4 inches wide
Drop: 7 inches
TAG PRICE: $69.99 plus tax